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Old Apr 03, 2006, 02:39 AM // 02:39   #3281
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*gives a beer to Doc Holliday cause he is the most beast character ever in a movie*
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Old Apr 03, 2006, 03:22 AM // 03:22   #3282
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*"Im your huckleberry"*

*slurps beer through tube*
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Old Apr 03, 2006, 03:38 AM // 03:38   #3283
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*Eats cookies*
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Old Apr 03, 2006, 04:54 AM // 04:54   #3284
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*Plays Guild Wars and makes 100 billion platinum and gives it to charity.*
*Destroys bar room*
*Everyone goes to another bar room to fight*
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Old Apr 03, 2006, 06:58 AM // 06:58   #3285
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*Breaks own foot*
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Old Apr 03, 2006, 08:01 AM // 08:01   #3286
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*looks around*
*gets one of those burgers Doc cooked*
*tries to figure out how he is grilling out on the verada*
*as we are traveling through space*
*HUH!?!*
*rewind*
*when the heck did this happen?*
*holds breath*
*runs and jumps into a space suit*
*does what Doc did with space suit*
*gotta be able to sip beer!*
*goes back to sleep hoping this is just a nightmare*
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!*
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Old Apr 03, 2006, 08:19 AM // 08:19   #3287
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**looks at atila and goes "wtf did she just do?"**
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Old Apr 03, 2006, 09:57 AM // 09:57   #3288
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stalker Haras
**looks at atila and goes "wtf did she just do?"**
*looked at past posts to see where the story line was going*
*and continued the story hehe*
*wakes up groggy*
*jumps back outta her skin*
*she sees a stalker saying "wtf she just do?"
*trying to speak all words are slurred*
*one eye closes*
*reaches for beer*
*misses*
*reaches for beer again*
*grabs beer*
*takes a sip*
*other eye closes*
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
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Old Apr 03, 2006, 10:14 AM // 10:14   #3289
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*the sword is pulled out of the wall*
*flies across the room*
*passes out*
*wakes up*
*runs across the room*
*flicks the 'land on nearest planet or satellite that ain't one we've been on before' switch*
*the bar lands with a great crash*
*sips beer*
*gets into spacesuit*
*goes outside*
*falls into a volcano*
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Old Apr 03, 2006, 12:11 PM // 12:11   #3290
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*sips beer, grabs wine bottle, bashes stalker over the head with it, sips beer* "ya you know what that was for"
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Old Apr 03, 2006, 10:17 PM // 22:17   #3291
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*slaps pwned for 10 dmg for the mild party foul of wasting good alcohol*

*"Good thing it was only wine!"*

*ponders how to eat a burger while in a space suit out in space*

*slurps beer while pondering*
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 12:31 AM // 00:31   #3292
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*pounces on Doc Holiday back wailing on his head*
"Don't be slapping I pwnd U for 10 dmg cause I'll have to hurt ya!"
*grabs another beer and hooks it up to my space suit*
*sips a beer*
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 01:14 AM // 01:14   #3293
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*smacks Doc back for 10 dmg, sips beer*
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 04:06 AM // 04:06   #3294
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*Goes to sleep in a bed of Pwnd's spare posts*
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 04:18 AM // 04:18   #3295
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*that sounds lumpy*
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 05:19 AM // 05:19   #3296
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*"Hey dont hurt me, you cant go around slappin people who are shelling out some discipline on someone who commited a party foul!"*

*laughs*

*grabs beer*

*slurp*
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 06:34 AM // 06:34   #3297
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*Steals Doc Holliday's hat and pours beer in it*
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 07:20 AM // 07:20   #3298
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*is burning inside the volcano*
"Goddamit pour some water down here!"
"Do you guys even realise we've landed on some planet that I don't know what it looks like because I'm inside a goddam volcano?"
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 12:06 PM // 12:06   #3299
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*waltz in and orders a whiskey in a dirty glass*
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 12:11 PM // 12:11   #3300
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*watches new guy waltz in, **insert evil grin here**, picks up bar stool, smashes it over new guys head, whips out 2 .44 Magnums and unloads on the new guy, sits down and sips beer* "welcome"
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